1 00:00:05,964 --> 00:00:08,008 (Lighter clicking) 2 00:00:12,303 --> 00:00:14,305 (Lighter continues clicking) 3 00:00:21,312 --> 00:00:23,189 Ilya Rozanov? 4 00:00:24,274 --> 00:00:27,193 Shane Hollander. I... I wanted to introduce myself. 5 00:00:32,699 --> 00:00:36,703 Oh, I'm... I'm not sure you're supposed to smoke here. 6 00:00:42,792 --> 00:00:44,085 OK. 7 00:00:47,297 --> 00:00:50,383 You're an awesome player to watch. 8 00:00:50,508 --> 00:00:51,593 Yes. 9 00:00:51,718 --> 00:00:52,635 (Chuckling) 10 00:00:57,766 --> 00:00:59,309 (Sniffling) 11 00:01:04,314 --> 00:01:05,774 (Sniffling) 12 00:01:07,901 --> 00:01:10,737 Anyways, I... I should go. They're waiting for me. 13 00:01:10,862 --> 00:01:13,323 But, um, good luck in the tournament. 14 00:01:20,955 --> 00:01:23,291 You will not be so nice when we beat you. 15 00:01:24,209 --> 00:01:26,211 That's not happening. 16 00:01:28,338 --> 00:01:29,672 See you in final. 17 00:01:35,178 --> 00:01:37,597 (Announcer): It may be cold in Saskatchewan, 18 00:01:37,722 --> 00:01:39,766 but here at the International Prospect Cup, 19 00:01:39,849 --> 00:01:42,185 fans are hoping for something hot on the ice, 20 00:01:42,310 --> 00:01:43,895 a Canada-Russia final 21 00:01:44,020 --> 00:01:46,898 showcasing the two most talked about prospects in the world: 22 00:01:46,981 --> 00:01:49,609 Canada's Shane Hollander and Russia's Ilya Rozanov. 23 00:01:49,734 --> 00:01:51,862 First, you've got Ottawa's own Shane Hollander. 24 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:53,863 From everything we've seen and heard, 25 00:01:53,988 --> 00:01:55,573 he may not be the most sociable, 26 00:01:55,698 --> 00:01:58,868 but this is the kid with the highest hockey IQ out there. 27 00:01:58,993 --> 00:02:02,247 Incredibly smart, incredibly dedicated to the game 28 00:02:02,372 --> 00:02:04,332 and incredibly fast. 29 00:02:05,959 --> 00:02:08,419 And that shot! 30 00:02:10,547 --> 00:02:13,341 Then you've got Russia's Ilya Rozanov. 31 00:02:13,466 --> 00:02:15,593 Strong on the puck and a strong skater. 32 00:02:15,718 --> 00:02:17,595 And from everything we've heard, 33 00:02:17,720 --> 00:02:19,889 he really gets under other players' skins. 34 00:02:20,056 --> 00:02:21,599 Good in his own room, 35 00:02:21,724 --> 00:02:24,060 not exactly liked in his opponent's room. 36 00:02:24,185 --> 00:02:27,564 -My kind of player. -Boston's kind of player too. 37 00:02:30,275 --> 00:02:33,736 Rozanov! Is there something more important going on? 38 00:02:38,241 --> 00:02:39,784 (Horn blaring) 39 00:02:39,909 --> 00:02:42,202 A heartbreaking loss for a young Canadian team 40 00:02:42,287 --> 00:02:44,164 still searching for an identity 41 00:02:44,289 --> 00:02:45,748 despite an incredible showing 42 00:02:45,915 --> 00:02:48,543 from the teenage phenom Shane Hollander. 43 00:02:48,668 --> 00:02:51,205 He just couldn't get past that elite Russian defense. 44 00:02:51,296 --> 00:02:52,672 And more importantly, 45 00:02:52,797 --> 00:02:55,175 Ilya Rozanov kept getting past theirs. 46 00:02:55,300 --> 00:02:57,760 See you at the draft. 47 00:03:00,096 --> 00:03:02,932 ♪♪♪ 48 00:03:05,435 --> 00:03:07,604 (Skates swooshing, crowd cheering) 49 00:03:15,361 --> 00:03:17,530 (Cameras clicking) 50 00:03:17,655 --> 00:03:19,366 All right, boys, looking over here. 51 00:03:19,449 --> 00:03:20,617 Flash me those numbers. 52 00:03:20,742 --> 00:03:22,076 Ha! Number three's excited. 53 00:03:22,202 --> 00:03:23,745 There's one. Where's number two? 54 00:03:23,870 --> 00:03:25,246 There we go. 55 00:03:26,164 --> 00:03:28,082 Can I get a smile please? 56 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:30,585 Yeah, that's better! All right. 57 00:03:30,710 --> 00:03:33,463 I can't tell you how excited Montrealers are about this. 58 00:03:33,546 --> 00:03:35,298 We don't care he came number two. 59 00:03:35,423 --> 00:03:37,634 People are popping champagne all over Quebec. 60 00:03:37,800 --> 00:03:38,676 (Laughing) 61 00:03:38,801 --> 00:03:40,762 Oh, and, uh, just to be clear, 62 00:03:40,887 --> 00:03:44,641 uh, we are thrilled that Shane is Asian, or Asian-Canadian. 63 00:03:44,807 --> 00:03:45,892 Very thrilled. 64 00:03:46,017 --> 00:03:48,186 I mean, we've historically broken barriers, 65 00:03:48,311 --> 00:03:49,531 and we're doing it again, 66 00:03:49,646 --> 00:03:51,207 so nothing to worry about there. 67 00:03:51,314 --> 00:03:52,607 Oh. You certainly have. 68 00:03:52,732 --> 00:03:54,108 And, I mean, to be a part of 69 00:03:54,234 --> 00:03:56,527 the most legendary franchise in hockey, right? 70 00:03:56,653 --> 00:03:57,820 Oh, my! 71 00:03:57,946 --> 00:03:59,155 It's, uh... 72 00:03:59,280 --> 00:04:01,658 I'm still in shock, but, uh, I... I'm so excited. 73 00:04:01,783 --> 00:04:02,992 (Both chuckling) 74 00:04:03,117 --> 00:04:04,828 And I know this came up in Shane's interview, 75 00:04:04,911 --> 00:04:06,813 but I am the world's biggest Metros fan. 76 00:04:06,913 --> 00:04:07,956 Really? 77 00:04:08,081 --> 00:04:09,875 It's part of how I came to feel Canadian. 78 00:04:09,958 --> 00:04:13,461 My dad would sit us down in the living room Saturday nights. 79 00:04:13,586 --> 00:04:15,046 (Talking, indistinct) 80 00:04:15,171 --> 00:04:16,839 (Man laughing) 81 00:04:17,006 --> 00:04:20,051 We're not passing on a kid this strong with those hands, 82 00:04:20,176 --> 00:04:21,493 not in Boston, Mr. Rozanov. 83 00:04:21,594 --> 00:04:23,513 He's a very natural number one pick. 84 00:04:23,638 --> 00:04:25,181 Congratulations again, Ilya. 85 00:04:25,306 --> 00:04:27,976 He is strong, but he needs discipline. 86 00:04:28,101 --> 00:04:31,396 He can be, how you say, lazy. 87 00:04:33,022 --> 00:04:35,692 I find that hard to believe, the way he plays! 88 00:04:35,858 --> 00:04:38,111 I promise to work very hard for you. 89 00:04:38,236 --> 00:04:40,029 I have no doubt you will, son. 90 00:04:41,572 --> 00:04:43,283 -You listen. Don't speak. -You understand? 91 00:04:43,366 --> 00:04:44,534 Yes. 92 00:04:45,410 --> 00:04:46,869 (Sighing) 93 00:05:16,024 --> 00:05:18,735 (♪ Electronic music playing on headphones ♪) 94 00:05:44,052 --> 00:05:45,762 (Door opening) 95 00:06:30,598 --> 00:06:32,141 (Breathing heavily) 96 00:06:43,194 --> 00:06:45,029 (Both breathing heavily) 97 00:07:03,548 --> 00:07:05,091 Ah! 98 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:16,686 (Both breathing heavily) 99 00:07:19,355 --> 00:07:20,940 (Grunting) 100 00:07:23,025 --> 00:07:24,986 Whoo! 101 00:07:27,697 --> 00:07:29,532 What a fucking day, huh? 102 00:07:29,699 --> 00:07:31,325 Yeah, totally. 103 00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:32,702 Mmm. 104 00:07:33,703 --> 00:07:35,997 It's everything you dreamed of? 105 00:07:36,122 --> 00:07:37,540 Almost. 106 00:07:40,084 --> 00:07:41,544 I'm sorry. 107 00:07:41,669 --> 00:07:43,129 (Chuckling) 108 00:07:43,254 --> 00:07:44,797 No, you're not. 109 00:07:47,758 --> 00:07:51,304 -Montreal is... -It's nice, yes? 110 00:07:51,429 --> 00:07:52,805 Yeah, it's awesome. 111 00:07:54,265 --> 00:07:56,559 Boston is nice too? 112 00:07:57,518 --> 00:07:58,728 I think so. 113 00:07:58,853 --> 00:08:00,605 People like it there. 114 00:08:02,190 --> 00:08:05,902 We will, uh... we will be seeing each other a lot. 115 00:08:08,237 --> 00:08:12,742 Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often. 116 00:08:18,748 --> 00:08:20,583 (Breathing heavily) 117 00:08:32,428 --> 00:08:34,055 (Water sloshing) 118 00:08:41,812 --> 00:08:43,189 (Grunting softly) 119 00:08:52,615 --> 00:08:54,784 (Softly): More... 120 00:09:13,052 --> 00:09:14,136 Hmm. 121 00:09:17,265 --> 00:09:18,724 (Sighing) 122 00:09:27,692 --> 00:09:30,319 (Crowd cheering on TV) 123 00:09:34,490 --> 00:09:35,366 THE COLONEL 124 00:09:35,491 --> 00:09:37,994 (Phone ringing) 125 00:09:41,205 --> 00:09:44,458 -What the fuck is going on? -Why is Dad calling me? 126 00:09:45,543 --> 00:09:47,962 Baby brother, happy New Year for you, right? 127 00:09:48,087 --> 00:09:49,714 Happy New Year, Alexei, but. 128 00:09:49,839 --> 00:09:51,424 How's it going, handsome boy? 129 00:09:51,549 --> 00:09:53,301 What is going on with Dad? 130 00:09:53,426 --> 00:09:55,762 What the fuck are you talking about? Dad is fine. 131 00:09:55,845 --> 00:09:57,346 He keeps calling me. 132 00:09:57,471 --> 00:10:00,391 'Cause you lost a fucking hockey game, idiot. 133 00:10:01,350 --> 00:10:03,477 What the fuck do you want from me, Alexei? 134 00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:05,521 Let me think about it! 135 00:10:06,022 --> 00:10:08,232 Can I have more money? 136 00:10:08,357 --> 00:10:09,859 Please. 137 00:10:09,984 --> 00:10:11,361 I have no more money, Alexei! 138 00:10:11,444 --> 00:10:14,864 My bonus is done, man. You snorted most of it! 139 00:10:14,989 --> 00:10:18,701 Wah-wah, you whiny faggot. 140 00:10:18,826 --> 00:10:20,286 Go fuck yourself. 141 00:10:20,411 --> 00:10:22,038 Go fuck yourself, bitch. 142 00:10:22,413 --> 00:10:23,664 (Laughing) 143 00:10:23,789 --> 00:10:25,333 (Phone ringing) 144 00:10:30,588 --> 00:10:31,631 Hello, Father. 145 00:10:31,756 --> 00:10:34,300 And so he answers! 146 00:10:34,425 --> 00:10:35,468 I'm sorry, Father. 147 00:10:35,593 --> 00:10:37,219 Apologize to Russia. 148 00:10:37,345 --> 00:10:40,765 Losing to the Czechs. Disgusting. 149 00:10:40,890 --> 00:10:42,267 We will beat Sweden, Father. 150 00:10:42,350 --> 00:10:43,517 Beat Sweden? 151 00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:45,144 You will have to! Otherwise, you will. 152 00:10:45,227 --> 00:10:47,813 -Not play for good. -I know, Father. 153 00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:50,691 We are all trying. 154 00:10:50,816 --> 00:10:52,568 I don't care about "we"! 155 00:10:52,693 --> 00:10:55,780 You! You will not lose to him. 156 00:10:55,905 --> 00:10:58,282 (Announcer): What a comeback for Canada! 157 00:10:58,407 --> 00:11:00,993 A huge win for the hometown boys tonight, 158 00:11:01,118 --> 00:11:04,455 who were determined to not lose to Russia on home ice 159 00:11:04,580 --> 00:11:05,748 two years in a row. 160 00:11:05,873 --> 00:11:08,751 ♪♪♪ 161 00:11:10,628 --> 00:11:12,755 (Audience cheering and applauding) 162 00:11:15,549 --> 00:11:18,344 Good game. Good game. 163 00:11:18,469 --> 00:11:19,804 See you in October. 164 00:11:19,929 --> 00:11:22,765 Good game. Good game. 165 00:11:28,938 --> 00:11:31,065 -That looks good. -Camera, you're happy with that? 166 00:11:31,148 --> 00:11:32,859 All right, that's perfect. Give us a second. 167 00:11:32,942 --> 00:11:34,113 We'll be good to go, OK? 168 00:11:34,235 --> 00:11:35,903 Just stay there. Hold, please. Thank you. 169 00:11:35,986 --> 00:11:36,946 You look pretty. 170 00:11:37,071 --> 00:11:38,197 You're wearing makeup too. 171 00:11:38,280 --> 00:11:39,699 Yeah, but I don't look pretty. 172 00:11:39,782 --> 00:11:41,242 Great. Can we do it again? 173 00:11:41,367 --> 00:11:43,620 Can you guys try to hit those marks at the same time? 174 00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:46,539 Just skate out and skate in with a lot of intensity, all right? 175 00:11:46,622 --> 00:11:48,457 -OK. -Action! 176 00:11:51,460 --> 00:11:53,796 Good. OK, let's do that one more time. 177 00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:57,800 Great. OK, one more time. 178 00:11:59,301 --> 00:12:00,302 Great. OK! 179 00:12:00,428 --> 00:12:02,138 Guys, just hold there for a second. 180 00:12:02,304 --> 00:12:04,474 We're gonna make a little tweak here with the camera. 181 00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:06,508 I'll let you know when we're ready to go. 182 00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:08,811 In 3, 2, 1, and go ahead. 183 00:12:09,812 --> 00:12:11,147 OK. I get it, guys. 184 00:12:11,313 --> 00:12:13,066 -It's been a long day. I know. -Sorry. 185 00:12:13,149 --> 00:12:14,954 Try with a lot of intensity, though. 186 00:12:15,067 --> 00:12:16,152 -OK? -OK. 187 00:12:19,697 --> 00:12:21,323 OK. One more time, guys. 188 00:12:21,490 --> 00:12:24,160 The more serious we can do, the quicker we go home. Go. 189 00:12:24,285 --> 00:12:25,661 (Both laughing) 190 00:12:25,828 --> 00:12:26,829 I'm sorry. 191 00:12:26,954 --> 00:12:27,830 OK. 192 00:12:27,997 --> 00:12:28,956 (Both laughing) 193 00:12:29,081 --> 00:12:30,833 Oh, I can do it. I promise. 194 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,835 And three, two, one, go ahead. 195 00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:35,296 (Both laughing) 196 00:12:35,421 --> 00:12:36,505 OK. 197 00:12:36,672 --> 00:12:39,175 OK, I think we have what we are gonna get here. 198 00:12:39,341 --> 00:12:40,509 Thanks, guys! 199 00:12:40,634 --> 00:12:42,970 When they tell you you do commercial with me 200 00:12:43,095 --> 00:12:44,221 and not just alone? 201 00:12:44,346 --> 00:12:47,016 I don't know, like, two days ago? 202 00:12:49,059 --> 00:12:51,228 Why? When did they tell you? 203 00:12:51,353 --> 00:12:53,522 -No, they told me nothing. -It was my idea. 204 00:12:56,692 --> 00:12:58,152 (Man): Shane! 205 00:12:59,069 --> 00:13:01,489 Shane, are you listening to me? 206 00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:02,865 What? Yeah. 207 00:13:03,032 --> 00:13:04,575 OK, so what did I just say? 208 00:13:04,700 --> 00:13:06,035 Sneakers, I heard. 209 00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:07,537 OK, you have to be seen in your Reeboks. 210 00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:08,871 I know, Mom. 211 00:13:09,038 --> 00:13:10,415 Because you cannot be in anything else. 212 00:13:10,498 --> 00:13:11,958 Mom, I'm always wearing skates. 213 00:13:12,041 --> 00:13:13,542 But in case you're not. 214 00:13:13,667 --> 00:13:15,128 This is a lot of money, Shane. 215 00:13:15,211 --> 00:13:16,754 You're the youngest hockey player 216 00:13:16,837 --> 00:13:18,256 they've ever signed to a deal. 217 00:13:18,339 --> 00:13:20,883 And remember what else this means. 218 00:13:21,050 --> 00:13:22,551 I remember. 219 00:13:22,676 --> 00:13:24,971 A whole lot of kids are gonna be looking up to you, 220 00:13:25,054 --> 00:13:27,306 kids that don't see themselves here a lot. 221 00:13:27,431 --> 00:13:28,849 I get it, Mom. 222 00:14:20,442 --> 00:14:21,527 Fuck off. 223 00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:55,477 Not here. 224 00:15:02,985 --> 00:15:08,157 So, uh, look, we can forget that happened in there, OK? 225 00:15:10,826 --> 00:15:12,328 Is what you want? 226 00:15:13,245 --> 00:15:14,663 Yeah, for sure. 227 00:15:15,706 --> 00:15:17,583 (Chuckling) 228 00:15:17,708 --> 00:15:20,544 -Oh, wow. -You are a really bad liar. 229 00:15:31,472 --> 00:15:33,474 What is your room number? 230 00:15:38,646 --> 00:15:39,688 1410. 231 00:15:41,857 --> 00:15:46,278 Well, if I come to 1410 tonight at 9:00... 232 00:15:47,863 --> 00:15:49,448 I might open. 233 00:15:50,908 --> 00:15:52,201 I might knock. 234 00:15:52,326 --> 00:15:54,203 (♪ Sea Lion Woman by Feist ♪) 235 00:15:54,328 --> 00:15:56,038 ♪ She drink coffee, sea lion ♪ 236 00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:58,040 ♪ She drink tea, sea lion ♪ 237 00:15:58,207 --> 00:16:00,334 ♪ And rooster crows, sea lion ♪ 238 00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:01,961 ♪ Sea lion woman ♪ 239 00:16:02,086 --> 00:16:03,963 ♪ Dressed in white ♪ 240 00:16:04,088 --> 00:16:05,589 ♪ Marry the man ♪ 241 00:16:05,714 --> 00:16:07,925 ♪ And you'll spend a long, sweet life ♪ 242 00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:09,009 (Sighing) 243 00:16:09,134 --> 00:16:10,719 What are you doing, dude? 244 00:16:10,844 --> 00:16:12,054 ♪ Dressed in green ♪ 245 00:16:12,221 --> 00:16:13,636 (Announcer on TV, indistinct) 246 00:16:13,722 --> 00:16:16,684 ♪ Silver lining and golden seams ♪ 247 00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:18,727 ♪ Sea lion woman ♪ 248 00:16:18,852 --> 00:16:20,562 ♪ Dressed in blue ♪ 249 00:16:20,729 --> 00:16:23,273 ♪ Call on man and hope he knows what he can do ♪ 250 00:16:23,399 --> 00:16:25,776 No, stop it. Just stop it. 251 00:16:25,901 --> 00:16:28,404 ♪ Sea lion, sea lion, sea lion... ♪ 252 00:16:28,529 --> 00:16:30,572 (Sighing) 253 00:16:37,413 --> 00:16:39,456 (Elevator beeping) 254 00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:45,379 (Elevator dinging) 255 00:16:48,257 --> 00:16:50,259 Oh, hello there. 256 00:16:51,218 --> 00:16:53,012 Oh, I'm trying to go down. 257 00:16:53,137 --> 00:16:54,680 This is going up. 258 00:16:54,805 --> 00:16:55,931 -Right. -So... 259 00:16:56,098 --> 00:16:57,808 Yeah, OK. 260 00:16:57,933 --> 00:16:59,143 Well, I'm... Ah! 261 00:16:59,268 --> 00:17:00,728 Oh, ah! 262 00:17:02,813 --> 00:17:07,026 ♪ Sea lion woman, sea lion woman ♪ 263 00:17:07,151 --> 00:17:08,986 ♪ Sea lion woman... ♪ 264 00:17:09,111 --> 00:17:12,156 (Elevator dinging, doors opening) 265 00:17:19,955 --> 00:17:21,457 I thought you might chicken out. 266 00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:23,792 I'm not. I'm not a chicken. 267 00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:27,379 But I think we should talk. 268 00:17:29,298 --> 00:17:31,800 Do you want to sit? 269 00:17:31,925 --> 00:17:34,219 Mmm, not really. 270 00:17:36,388 --> 00:17:38,140 This is such a bad idea. 271 00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:40,809 What is? 272 00:17:58,160 --> 00:17:59,661 (Moaning) 273 00:18:12,966 --> 00:18:14,760 (Both moaning softly) 274 00:18:26,271 --> 00:18:28,524 Fuck, Hollander. 275 00:18:35,197 --> 00:18:37,199 (Moaning softly) 276 00:18:52,673 --> 00:18:55,134 (Moaning) 277 00:19:03,517 --> 00:19:06,061 Oh, stop, stop, stop. 278 00:19:06,228 --> 00:19:07,146 Was that bad? 279 00:19:07,271 --> 00:19:10,023 Ah, no, opposite. 280 00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:11,900 Is too much, too good. 281 00:19:16,572 --> 00:19:18,657 Is your first time with a man? 282 00:19:19,867 --> 00:19:21,076 You? 283 00:19:21,201 --> 00:19:22,703 No. 284 00:19:23,745 --> 00:19:24,997 Really? 285 00:19:25,122 --> 00:19:26,415 Really. 286 00:19:26,540 --> 00:19:29,334 Who? Another player? 287 00:19:32,254 --> 00:19:35,799 No, my coach's son back in Russia. 288 00:19:35,924 --> 00:19:37,467 (Chuckling) 289 00:19:39,428 --> 00:19:41,263 I like trouble. 290 00:19:42,431 --> 00:19:44,183 Weren't you scared of getting caught? 291 00:19:44,266 --> 00:19:45,267 No. 292 00:19:45,434 --> 00:19:47,394 It was nothing serious, 293 00:19:47,519 --> 00:19:51,231 and we had the same secret, so it was just... 294 00:19:52,232 --> 00:19:53,609 Curious? 295 00:19:54,693 --> 00:19:56,278 Curious. 296 00:19:57,279 --> 00:19:59,615 And you make me curious. 297 00:20:03,911 --> 00:20:05,829 Do I make you curious? 298 00:20:06,914 --> 00:20:08,540 Obviously. 299 00:20:11,335 --> 00:20:13,128 Did you like sucking my cock? 300 00:20:14,296 --> 00:20:18,008 Wow. Those English words just roll off your tongue. 301 00:20:18,133 --> 00:20:19,593 Yes? 302 00:20:19,718 --> 00:20:20,969 Yes. 303 00:20:22,346 --> 00:20:24,264 You want me to, uh, 304 00:20:24,389 --> 00:20:27,017 lie on the bed and let you do it some more? 305 00:20:27,142 --> 00:20:29,269 -Let me? -Yeah. 306 00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:39,988 Uh, not fair. 307 00:20:40,113 --> 00:20:41,490 Come on, I want to see you. 308 00:20:41,657 --> 00:20:43,367 You saw me in the showers. 309 00:20:43,492 --> 00:20:44,993 Yeah, I want more. 310 00:21:01,343 --> 00:21:03,470 (Chuckling) 311 00:21:18,860 --> 00:21:20,362 OK. 312 00:21:21,321 --> 00:21:22,781 Come here. 313 00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:39,047 So what do you want to do? 314 00:21:40,173 --> 00:21:41,717 I don't know. 315 00:21:51,643 --> 00:21:53,437 Is this OK? 316 00:22:01,570 --> 00:22:03,405 (Moaning softly) 317 00:22:21,298 --> 00:22:23,091 Da, like that, Hollander. 318 00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:26,428 (Moaning) 319 00:22:33,643 --> 00:22:35,854 Fuck, Hollander. 320 00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:41,485 (Grunting, moaning) 321 00:22:47,282 --> 00:22:50,369 Ah, fuck. Oh. 322 00:22:53,038 --> 00:22:54,456 Not bad for first time. 323 00:22:54,623 --> 00:22:56,666 Fuck you, Rozanov. 324 00:22:58,251 --> 00:23:01,088 OK. It was fun. 325 00:23:02,339 --> 00:23:03,715 Are you serious? 326 00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:04,883 What? 327 00:23:05,801 --> 00:23:07,969 What? You need something? 328 00:23:19,648 --> 00:23:21,066 You think I am asshole? 329 00:23:21,191 --> 00:23:22,567 I know you're an asshole. 330 00:23:22,692 --> 00:23:25,237 Oh. I would not leave you like that. 331 00:23:25,362 --> 00:23:27,072 No? 332 00:23:27,197 --> 00:23:28,740 No. 333 00:23:30,826 --> 00:23:33,078 Let me show you how to do this, kid. 334 00:23:42,504 --> 00:23:44,840 Holy shit, Rozanov. 335 00:23:48,343 --> 00:23:49,970 Oh, fuck. 336 00:23:53,890 --> 00:23:55,601 Holy shit, Rozanov, you better get off. 337 00:23:55,684 --> 00:23:57,018 I'm... I can't stop. 338 00:23:58,061 --> 00:23:59,271 Oh, fuck! 339 00:23:59,396 --> 00:24:00,814 Rozanov, fuck, fuck, fuck. 340 00:24:00,939 --> 00:24:01,857 Oh my God. 341 00:24:02,941 --> 00:24:03,859 Oh, fuck. 342 00:24:04,025 --> 00:24:05,694 Oh my God. 343 00:24:10,282 --> 00:24:13,118 Oh my God. I'm so sorry. I... I didn't think. 344 00:24:13,243 --> 00:24:15,370 What? That you would come so quick? 345 00:24:15,495 --> 00:24:17,080 Fuck you. 346 00:24:17,205 --> 00:24:18,623 (Chuckling) 347 00:24:20,250 --> 00:24:21,793 You didn't have to. 348 00:24:22,711 --> 00:24:24,087 I don't mind. 349 00:24:31,553 --> 00:24:33,138 (Ilya chuckling) 350 00:24:35,724 --> 00:24:37,225 This is, uh... 351 00:24:38,310 --> 00:24:39,186 (Laughing) 352 00:24:39,311 --> 00:24:40,437 Yes. 353 00:24:40,562 --> 00:24:42,522 Yes, yes, yes. 354 00:24:46,276 --> 00:24:47,736 God, I want a cigarette. 355 00:24:47,861 --> 00:24:49,571 Smoking is bad for you. 356 00:24:49,738 --> 00:24:51,781 Oh, is it? 357 00:24:54,659 --> 00:24:55,911 So... 358 00:24:57,078 --> 00:24:59,915 you're not gonna tell anyone about this, are you? 359 00:25:00,081 --> 00:25:01,249 Me? 360 00:25:01,374 --> 00:25:03,585 Yes, Hollander, I'm going to tell everyone. 361 00:25:03,752 --> 00:25:04,753 'Cause no one can know. 362 00:25:04,836 --> 00:25:07,130 (Speaking Russian) 363 00:25:09,799 --> 00:25:12,219 Hollander, look, I'm not going to tell anyone. 364 00:25:13,595 --> 00:25:15,222 -OK? -OK. 365 00:25:23,188 --> 00:25:26,233 I, uh, I have early flight tomorrow, so... 366 00:25:26,358 --> 00:25:27,984 Yeah, me too. 367 00:26:02,143 --> 00:26:03,061 (Ilya sighing) 368 00:26:04,813 --> 00:26:06,314 Good night. 369 00:26:07,357 --> 00:26:08,733 Night. 370 00:26:20,787 --> 00:26:22,664 Holy shit! 371 00:26:41,266 --> 00:26:42,934 (Reporter): How are you feeling 372 00:26:43,059 --> 00:26:44,603 about finally getting to Montreal tomorrow? 373 00:26:44,686 --> 00:26:46,271 Good. About time. 374 00:26:46,396 --> 00:26:48,482 Are you looking forward to beating Shane Hollander? 375 00:26:48,565 --> 00:26:50,066 Uh, he is goalie now, yes? 376 00:26:50,191 --> 00:26:52,027 Ilya, at the beginning of the year, 377 00:26:52,152 --> 00:26:54,279 you said you would score 40 goals your rookie season. 378 00:26:54,362 --> 00:26:55,948 You still feel that's going to happen? 379 00:26:56,031 --> 00:26:57,907 No, no. I never said 40 goals. 380 00:26:58,033 --> 00:27:00,160 It's a lie. Liar told you that. 381 00:27:00,285 --> 00:27:01,828 I said 50. 382 00:27:01,953 --> 00:27:03,622 (Reporters laughing) 383 00:27:03,747 --> 00:27:05,332 What a fucking asshole. 384 00:27:06,374 --> 00:27:08,710 ♪♪♪ 385 00:27:23,308 --> 00:27:24,768 Ah! 386 00:27:24,893 --> 00:27:26,227 Sorry I'm late. 387 00:27:26,394 --> 00:27:28,355 -It's 15 minutes. -Don't even worry about it. 388 00:27:28,438 --> 00:27:30,983 We don't care. It's just that you're usually on time. 389 00:27:31,066 --> 00:27:32,734 My workout went longer than expected, 390 00:27:32,817 --> 00:27:34,486 and I got lost in a YouTube rabbit hole. 391 00:27:34,569 --> 00:27:36,822 -It's fine. I ordered for you. -Salmon, brown rice. 392 00:27:36,905 --> 00:27:37,906 -Thanks. -OK. 393 00:27:38,031 --> 00:27:40,200 So, I have very exciting news. 394 00:27:40,325 --> 00:27:41,493 What's YouTube? 395 00:27:41,618 --> 00:27:43,703 Rolex is in. 396 00:27:43,828 --> 00:27:44,996 Wow! 397 00:27:45,121 --> 00:27:46,581 Let me pull up the email. 398 00:27:46,706 --> 00:27:47,874 (Clears throat) 399 00:27:47,999 --> 00:27:49,584 And I quote... 400 00:27:50,710 --> 00:27:53,713 "Shane is exactly the kind of young athlete and young man 401 00:27:53,838 --> 00:27:55,924 "that Rolex wants to be associated with. 402 00:27:56,091 --> 00:27:58,802 He's smart, he's serious, he's handsome." 403 00:27:58,927 --> 00:28:01,388 -That's an understatement. -God, Mom. 404 00:28:01,513 --> 00:28:03,223 "And we believe he will be 405 00:28:03,348 --> 00:28:07,519 hockey's most significant ambassador in a generation." 406 00:28:07,644 --> 00:28:09,187 Is Rolex on YouTube? 407 00:28:09,312 --> 00:28:10,355 (Sighing) 408 00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:12,274 YouTube is like a video portal site. 409 00:28:12,357 --> 00:28:15,068 I'm not convinced I know what any of those words mean. 410 00:28:15,193 --> 00:28:17,195 So, a rabbit hole is where you watch a video, 411 00:28:17,278 --> 00:28:18,530 it recommends other videos, 412 00:28:18,613 --> 00:28:19,615 and you keep clicking them. 413 00:28:19,698 --> 00:28:20,574 Sounds dangerous. 414 00:28:20,657 --> 00:28:21,950 Oh, yeah. 415 00:28:22,117 --> 00:28:23,744 I go down those rabbit holes all the time. 416 00:28:23,827 --> 00:28:25,036 Of course you do, Mom. 417 00:28:25,161 --> 00:28:26,705 -What was yours about? -Fancy watches? 418 00:28:26,788 --> 00:28:28,748 -David! -What? I'm just keeping up. 419 00:28:28,873 --> 00:28:30,459 Unlikely animals becoming friends, 420 00:28:30,542 --> 00:28:34,212 like a tiger and a bear, a cow and a duck. 421 00:28:34,337 --> 00:28:35,088 Come on! 422 00:28:35,213 --> 00:28:36,631 Yeah, a snake and a baby. 423 00:28:36,756 --> 00:28:38,800 I'd watch that. 424 00:28:39,801 --> 00:28:41,386 Well, what you should be watching 425 00:28:41,469 --> 00:28:42,762 are the ones about hockey. 426 00:28:42,887 --> 00:28:44,765 I think keeping up with that snake and baby 427 00:28:44,848 --> 00:28:46,141 sounds pretty important. 428 00:28:46,307 --> 00:28:48,310 Relationship could go sideways pretty fast. 429 00:28:48,393 --> 00:28:51,479 Oh, I saw a link today about Ilya Rozanov. 430 00:28:51,604 --> 00:28:53,440 So I click on it, and he says... 431 00:28:53,565 --> 00:28:54,941 Well, first of all, 432 00:28:55,066 --> 00:28:56,818 do you remember at the beginning of the season, 433 00:28:56,901 --> 00:28:58,570 he told someone, I can't remember who... 434 00:28:58,653 --> 00:29:01,031 Anyway, he told them that he was gonna score 40 goals. 435 00:29:01,114 --> 00:29:02,282 Do you remember that? 436 00:29:02,407 --> 00:29:03,742 I remember you yelling something 437 00:29:03,825 --> 00:29:05,160 about Rozanov turning 40 438 00:29:05,285 --> 00:29:07,412 and me trying to match your level of outrage. 439 00:29:07,495 --> 00:29:10,415 Well, yesterday in Boston, he said he meant 50. 440 00:29:10,540 --> 00:29:12,375 50 goals! 441 00:29:13,585 --> 00:29:14,961 Yeah, he's an asshole. 442 00:29:15,086 --> 00:29:16,838 Yeah, the nerve. Fuck him! 443 00:29:17,005 --> 00:29:18,548 I'm sorry, but I mean it. 444 00:29:18,673 --> 00:29:21,551 OK, imagining he's better than Gretzky? Better than you? 445 00:29:21,676 --> 00:29:22,635 (Scoffing) 446 00:29:22,761 --> 00:29:25,138 Fuck him. Right up the butt. 447 00:29:25,263 --> 00:29:26,014 Yuna! 448 00:29:26,139 --> 00:29:27,807 I'm sorry, but I said it. 449 00:29:27,932 --> 00:29:29,267 Honestly! 450 00:29:31,019 --> 00:29:33,980 Desjardins talking to McCann and St. Pierre. 451 00:29:34,105 --> 00:29:35,816 It's probably the last face-off of the game. 452 00:29:35,899 --> 00:29:37,817 Who are they sending in? 453 00:29:37,942 --> 00:29:40,862 The crowd seems to have ideas. 454 00:29:40,987 --> 00:29:42,530 (Crowd cheering) 455 00:29:42,697 --> 00:29:44,282 Are they gonna do this? 456 00:29:44,407 --> 00:29:47,118 Are they gonna give the people what they want? 457 00:29:47,243 --> 00:29:48,954 Desjardins is gonna give it to them. 458 00:29:49,037 --> 00:29:50,872 Is Reilly gonna do this too? 459 00:29:50,997 --> 00:29:52,874 Are we gonna see... 460 00:29:53,041 --> 00:29:54,918 Listen to that crowd. 461 00:29:55,043 --> 00:29:56,628 And there you have it! 462 00:29:56,753 --> 00:29:59,547 It's Ilya Rozanov versus... 463 00:29:59,714 --> 00:30:01,299 Shane Hollander. 464 00:30:02,217 --> 00:30:03,718 Will you disappoint them? 465 00:30:03,843 --> 00:30:06,221 No. 466 00:30:06,387 --> 00:30:08,473 -But a goal off the face-off? -Your first against Rozanov? 467 00:30:08,556 --> 00:30:10,225 That had to have felt pretty good? 468 00:30:10,391 --> 00:30:12,727 I'm happy with any goal I can get. 469 00:30:12,852 --> 00:30:14,354 But one off of Rozanov? 470 00:30:15,271 --> 00:30:17,065 Again, I'm happy with any goal. 471 00:30:17,232 --> 00:30:18,608 And the face-offs? 472 00:30:19,234 --> 00:30:22,070 -I'm here for the team. -I'm here to win. 473 00:30:22,237 --> 00:30:23,749 I don't care about the details. 474 00:30:23,863 --> 00:30:25,449 And what do you think about being compared 475 00:30:25,532 --> 00:30:27,367 to Tiger Woods and Serena Williams? 476 00:30:27,492 --> 00:30:30,245 Do you think you share any of the same challenges? 477 00:30:31,412 --> 00:30:33,498 I don't really think about stuff like that. 478 00:30:33,581 --> 00:30:36,042 I'm just super happy to play for the Metros. 479 00:30:36,167 --> 00:30:37,836 Mr. Hollander... 480 00:30:38,795 --> 00:30:41,381 How does it feel to be perfect? 481 00:30:41,506 --> 00:30:42,423 Fucking perfect. 482 00:30:42,590 --> 00:30:44,384 Thanks for asking. 483 00:30:46,094 --> 00:30:48,054 In fucking French. 484 00:30:49,514 --> 00:30:50,640 Twenty thousand dollars? 485 00:30:50,723 --> 00:30:52,225 Yes, twenty thousand dollars. 486 00:30:52,308 --> 00:30:55,937 I'm glad your hearing is OK. 487 00:30:56,062 --> 00:30:57,063 For what this time? 488 00:30:57,146 --> 00:30:58,982 For fuck you. 489 00:31:00,441 --> 00:31:02,277 This is the last fucking time. 490 00:31:02,443 --> 00:31:03,778 Yeah, fine. 491 00:31:03,945 --> 00:31:05,280 And I'm not sending it tonight! 492 00:31:05,363 --> 00:31:06,489 Why the fuck not? 493 00:31:06,614 --> 00:31:08,616 It's. It's midnight here, Alexei. 494 00:31:08,783 --> 00:31:11,494 You always have some bullshit excuse, Ilya. 495 00:31:13,580 --> 00:31:14,789 How's Dad? 496 00:31:14,914 --> 00:31:17,250 What the fuck is up with you and Dad? 497 00:31:17,375 --> 00:31:18,877 Jesus fucking Christ! He is fine! 498 00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:20,712 We can all live without you. 499 00:31:20,837 --> 00:31:22,255 Go fuck yourself, Ilya. 500 00:31:24,883 --> 00:31:26,217 On the phone yesterday, 501 00:31:26,342 --> 00:31:29,095 he asked me to bring home some bread. 502 00:31:29,220 --> 00:31:31,306 (Baby crying) 503 00:31:32,599 --> 00:31:33,641 Well, he is stupid! 504 00:31:38,271 --> 00:31:39,814 Good night, Alexei. 505 00:31:40,481 --> 00:31:42,442 First thing in the morning, Ilya. 506 00:31:49,115 --> 00:31:51,993 (Announcer): Here we are at the MLH All-Star Game, 507 00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:53,494 and the theme this year 508 00:31:53,661 --> 00:31:55,247 is Team Hollander versus Team Rozanov. 509 00:31:55,330 --> 00:31:57,498 Oh, I'm sorry, I read that wrong. 510 00:31:57,624 --> 00:31:59,792 It's Team North America versus Team Europe. 511 00:31:59,918 --> 00:32:01,294 It's not subtle. 512 00:32:01,419 --> 00:32:02,796 Anytime the league can figure out a way 513 00:32:02,879 --> 00:32:04,840 to get these two kids in each other's faces, 514 00:32:04,923 --> 00:32:06,341 they're gonna do it. 515 00:32:06,466 --> 00:32:08,552 Ilya, you're having a legendary rookie season. 516 00:32:08,635 --> 00:32:09,677 Both of you are. 517 00:32:09,802 --> 00:32:11,555 You said you'd hit 50 goals this year. 518 00:32:11,638 --> 00:32:14,432 You've had 28 so far, and we're in the middle of February. 519 00:32:14,557 --> 00:32:16,768 You still thinking about a 50-goal campaign? 520 00:32:16,893 --> 00:32:18,353 (Cameras clicking) 521 00:32:20,939 --> 00:32:22,190 Yes. 522 00:32:22,357 --> 00:32:24,025 Shane, kind of the same to you. 523 00:32:24,192 --> 00:32:25,777 You scored 31 goals. 524 00:32:25,902 --> 00:32:27,362 Any chance you want to speculate 525 00:32:27,445 --> 00:32:29,239 as to how this season will end up for you guys? 526 00:32:29,322 --> 00:32:30,823 No chance at all. 527 00:32:30,949 --> 00:32:33,410 Question for Ilya first, but it'll be the same for Shane. 528 00:32:33,493 --> 00:32:35,495 Boston is an original six legendary team 529 00:32:35,620 --> 00:32:37,497 that's struggled to get to the playoffs 530 00:32:37,622 --> 00:32:38,744 for the past 3 seasons. 531 00:32:38,831 --> 00:32:40,458 How much pressure do you feel from the fans, 532 00:32:40,541 --> 00:32:42,043 from the hockey world in general, 533 00:32:42,126 --> 00:32:44,337 to restore Boston to its former glory? 534 00:32:44,462 --> 00:32:47,131 And how much of that do you take on personally? 535 00:32:47,256 --> 00:32:48,716 (Cameras clicking) 536 00:32:48,883 --> 00:32:50,593 Um... 537 00:32:50,718 --> 00:32:51,594 Uh... 538 00:32:51,719 --> 00:32:53,012 Um... 539 00:32:53,137 --> 00:32:55,682 Sorry, not to jump the gun here, 540 00:32:55,807 --> 00:32:58,309 but with Rozanov's permission... 541 00:33:01,396 --> 00:33:03,022 I know it's only been two seasons 542 00:33:03,147 --> 00:33:04,857 since Montreal's made the playoffs, 543 00:33:04,983 --> 00:33:06,567 but I think I get the idea. 544 00:33:06,693 --> 00:33:10,697 So, look, my mom is the world's biggest Metros fan. 545 00:33:10,822 --> 00:33:11,948 She's obsessed. 546 00:33:12,073 --> 00:33:13,449 And like all Metros fans, 547 00:33:13,574 --> 00:33:16,077 she wants us to be back in the playoffs regularly, 548 00:33:16,244 --> 00:33:17,829 and she wants us to win some cups. 549 00:33:17,912 --> 00:33:19,747 And I want the same thing. 550 00:33:19,914 --> 00:33:23,126 I want to be in the playoffs, and I want to win some cups. 551 00:33:23,251 --> 00:33:25,086 I feel pretty aligned with the fans, 552 00:33:25,253 --> 00:33:26,879 'cause we want the same thing. 553 00:33:27,005 --> 00:33:29,757 And at this point, it's my job to take that personally. 554 00:33:30,842 --> 00:33:32,301 Ilya? 555 00:33:35,096 --> 00:33:36,723 What he said. 556 00:33:36,848 --> 00:33:39,017 (Reporters laughing, chatting) 557 00:33:40,518 --> 00:33:42,979 And here's the shot accuracy competition, 558 00:33:43,104 --> 00:33:46,190 featuring, gasp, Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov. 559 00:33:46,315 --> 00:33:48,401 The record for this event, 560 00:33:48,526 --> 00:33:51,112 currently held by the New York Admiral's Scott Hunter, 561 00:33:51,279 --> 00:33:53,698 is 4 takedowns in 8 seconds. 562 00:33:53,823 --> 00:33:55,658 (Crowd cheering) 563 00:33:56,117 --> 00:33:57,535 Come on! 564 00:33:57,660 --> 00:34:00,246 -And Rozanov breaks the record. -There you go! 565 00:34:00,371 --> 00:34:02,040 He's a big kid with a big shot. 566 00:34:07,628 --> 00:34:09,756 That was something else, I'll tell you that! 567 00:34:09,881 --> 00:34:11,299 Let's go! 568 00:34:11,424 --> 00:34:12,842 Shane Hollander just shaved over a second 569 00:34:12,925 --> 00:34:15,762 off the record that Ilya Rozanov just set. 570 00:34:15,887 --> 00:34:17,847 If that isn't a good night and good luck, 571 00:34:17,930 --> 00:34:19,766 I don't know what is. 572 00:34:21,809 --> 00:34:23,144 Good job. 573 00:34:23,269 --> 00:34:25,063 Thanks. 574 00:34:25,980 --> 00:34:27,648 You have fun last night? 575 00:34:27,774 --> 00:34:28,816 Last night? 576 00:34:28,983 --> 00:34:30,151 With your team. 577 00:34:30,318 --> 00:34:32,361 Get dinner, get drunk? 578 00:34:32,487 --> 00:34:35,281 Oh, yeah. I mean, I had fun, but I didn't get drunk. 579 00:34:35,406 --> 00:34:36,657 (Blows a raspberry) 580 00:34:38,493 --> 00:34:39,660 You? 581 00:34:39,786 --> 00:34:41,204 Yeah, it was great. 582 00:34:41,329 --> 00:34:44,248 No boring Canadians, no stupid Americans. 583 00:34:44,373 --> 00:34:46,001 So, what, just a bunch of Finnish guys 584 00:34:46,084 --> 00:34:48,377 talking about the cousins they're in love with? 585 00:34:50,838 --> 00:34:52,924 Think I'm going to bed early tonight. 586 00:34:53,049 --> 00:34:54,383 Oh, yeah? 587 00:34:56,844 --> 00:34:59,430 1221. 588 00:35:03,476 --> 00:35:04,936 Nice shooting, rook. 589 00:35:05,061 --> 00:35:06,479 Thanks. 590 00:35:07,814 --> 00:35:10,024 Glad to see Rozanov didn't hold my record 591 00:35:10,191 --> 00:35:11,192 for more than a minute. 592 00:35:11,275 --> 00:35:13,152 What did he want, by the way? 593 00:35:13,277 --> 00:35:15,446 Oh, nothing, just shit-talking. 594 00:35:15,571 --> 00:35:17,073 He's an asshole, right? 595 00:35:17,198 --> 00:35:18,825 I mean, yeah, basically. 596 00:35:18,950 --> 00:35:20,326 Lucky me. 597 00:35:20,451 --> 00:35:23,204 I'm in the room next door to him at the hotel. 598 00:35:23,329 --> 00:35:25,123 (Man): Hollander! 599 00:35:25,248 --> 00:35:27,208 (Quiet knocking on door) 600 00:35:43,558 --> 00:35:44,892 Is someone chasing you? 601 00:35:45,017 --> 00:35:47,520 I'm standing in the hallway like an idiot. 602 00:35:47,645 --> 00:35:49,814 Scott Hunter is right next door. 603 00:35:49,939 --> 00:35:52,400 (Chuckling) 604 00:35:53,234 --> 00:35:54,735 Fuck. 605 00:35:56,237 --> 00:35:58,364 (Both moaning softly) 606 00:36:03,494 --> 00:36:05,413 Get on your knees. 607 00:36:12,670 --> 00:36:14,714 (Moaning) 608 00:36:44,911 --> 00:36:47,246 (Moaning) 609 00:36:51,167 --> 00:36:52,543 Oh my fucking... 610 00:36:53,461 --> 00:36:54,837 Fuck, Rozanov. 611 00:37:00,343 --> 00:37:03,262 -Get on your stomach. -On your stomach. 612 00:37:09,936 --> 00:37:11,479 Have you ever? 613 00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:13,731 Do you want to? 614 00:37:17,443 --> 00:37:18,861 You're scared. 615 00:37:18,986 --> 00:37:20,196 I'm not scared. 616 00:37:20,321 --> 00:37:21,280 No, it's OK. 617 00:37:21,405 --> 00:37:22,823 I'm not scared. 618 00:37:29,872 --> 00:37:31,749 Do you ever touch yourself here? 619 00:37:31,874 --> 00:37:33,292 Jesus Christ. 620 00:37:34,710 --> 00:37:36,808 What? Does touching your ass make you gay? 621 00:37:36,921 --> 00:37:38,005 Rozanov... 622 00:37:38,172 --> 00:37:39,966 'Cause you know what else makes you gay 623 00:37:40,049 --> 00:37:40,976 is sucking my dick. 624 00:37:41,092 --> 00:37:42,551 Shut up. 625 00:37:42,677 --> 00:37:43,761 Fuck. 626 00:37:44,804 --> 00:37:47,974 I'm trying to say I have a thing. OK? 627 00:37:48,099 --> 00:37:49,392 A thing? 628 00:37:50,309 --> 00:37:51,936 A dildo. 629 00:37:57,066 --> 00:37:58,025 What color? 630 00:37:58,192 --> 00:37:59,318 Fuck you. 631 00:37:59,443 --> 00:38:00,361 It's big? 632 00:38:00,528 --> 00:38:01,362 I'm leaving. 633 00:38:01,529 --> 00:38:02,530 No, no, Hollander. 634 00:38:02,655 --> 00:38:04,532 I want to fuck you. 635 00:38:12,498 --> 00:38:14,000 Not here. 636 00:38:14,125 --> 00:38:17,378 Not with fucking Scott Hunter next door. 637 00:38:18,254 --> 00:38:19,505 He is hot. 638 00:38:19,630 --> 00:38:22,341 We should let him listen like mating call. 639 00:38:22,466 --> 00:38:24,552 -You'd like that, wouldn't you? -Mm-hmm. 640 00:38:24,719 --> 00:38:26,554 You probably would too. 641 00:38:30,224 --> 00:38:32,977 OK. So next time. 642 00:38:35,354 --> 00:38:36,939 Next time? 643 00:38:37,064 --> 00:38:38,858 Yeah, we're playing Montreal in two weeks. 644 00:38:38,941 --> 00:38:43,279 Yeah. But, um, where would we... 645 00:38:43,404 --> 00:38:45,239 Where would we what? 646 00:38:45,364 --> 00:38:46,699 Meet? 647 00:38:47,658 --> 00:38:49,035 You are homeless? 648 00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:50,119 No. 649 00:38:50,244 --> 00:38:51,496 Then we meet at your house. 650 00:38:51,579 --> 00:38:52,997 It's an apartment. 651 00:38:54,081 --> 00:38:56,542 Hollander, you are having a panic attack. 652 00:38:59,628 --> 00:39:00,588 (Chuckling) 653 00:39:00,713 --> 00:39:02,798 It's just a plan to fuck. 654 00:39:26,864 --> 00:39:31,702 Uh, I know we talked about Montreal in two weeks, but... 655 00:39:35,623 --> 00:39:37,958 Oh my God, Hollander, you are so boring. 656 00:39:39,752 --> 00:39:41,462 Give me your phone. 657 00:39:44,632 --> 00:39:46,050 You have phone. 658 00:39:47,802 --> 00:39:49,011 Give. 659 00:40:02,608 --> 00:40:03,984 (Chuckling) 660 00:40:07,238 --> 00:40:08,906 So, what's my name gonna be? 661 00:40:09,031 --> 00:40:09,990 Jane. 662 00:40:10,116 --> 00:40:11,742 (Text whooshing) 663 00:40:12,952 --> 00:40:14,745 (Phone dinging) 664 00:40:29,218 --> 00:40:31,137 What's up with you? 665 00:40:31,262 --> 00:40:32,680 Nothing. 666 00:40:34,140 --> 00:40:35,182 You sure? 667 00:40:36,267 --> 00:40:38,269 Fuck you. 668 00:40:38,394 --> 00:40:39,687 Hey, sorry, boys. 669 00:40:39,854 --> 00:40:41,606 No one's getting into Montreal today. 670 00:40:41,689 --> 00:40:43,023 Two feet of snow. 671 00:40:43,149 --> 00:40:45,192 Fuck. Fuck! 672 00:40:46,360 --> 00:40:49,238 -It's a night off, boy. -It's not the end of the world. 673 00:40:49,363 --> 00:40:50,739 Yeah, whatever. 674 00:40:50,865 --> 00:40:53,701 Look, whoever she is, she's gonna get over it. 675 00:41:05,421 --> 00:41:07,506 (Players talking, indistinct) 676 00:41:10,801 --> 00:41:13,721 Hey, you, uh, you don't want to come over to my place 677 00:41:13,888 --> 00:41:15,205 for dinner tonight, do you? 678 00:41:15,306 --> 00:41:16,223 What? 679 00:41:16,348 --> 00:41:17,558 Since there's no game. 680 00:41:17,725 --> 00:41:19,310 Come for dinner. Jacki said it's cool. 681 00:41:19,393 --> 00:41:22,354 Oh, that's my wife. She can throw on some steaks. 682 00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:24,090 I... I'm on a macrobiotic diet. 683 00:41:24,231 --> 00:41:26,692 Buddy, I don't even know what that means. 684 00:41:26,817 --> 00:41:28,183 But Jacki can cook anything. 685 00:41:29,487 --> 00:41:32,156 -You OK? -Yeah, I guess. 686 00:41:32,281 --> 00:41:35,076 Hey, if you have other plans, that's... that's totally cool. 687 00:41:35,159 --> 00:41:38,135 No, I want to watch you eat my disgusting food. Let's do it. 688 00:41:38,245 --> 00:41:40,164 -Fuck yes! -God, Jacki's gonna be so happy. 689 00:41:40,247 --> 00:41:42,667 She's obsessed with being the first wag to feed you. 690 00:41:42,750 --> 00:41:45,085 I'm gonna text her right now, actually. 691 00:41:45,252 --> 00:41:47,129 "Bird food only." 692 00:41:55,054 --> 00:41:57,097 (Beeping) 693 00:42:07,775 --> 00:42:09,235 (Sighing) 694 00:42:21,664 --> 00:42:22,665 Jesus Christ. 695 00:42:22,790 --> 00:42:24,458 -Surprise! -Svetlana! 696 00:42:24,583 --> 00:42:26,627 I thought you were back in Russia! 697 00:42:27,127 --> 00:42:28,546 What the fuck are you doing here? 698 00:42:28,629 --> 00:42:31,465 Being nice, but I already regret it. 699 00:42:31,632 --> 00:42:32,967 Sounds like you. 700 00:42:33,092 --> 00:42:34,969 Go fuck yourself, Ilya. 701 00:42:35,803 --> 00:42:39,557 Sorry. I didn't expect you. 702 00:42:40,057 --> 00:42:42,226 -How did you know. -That your game was cancelled? 703 00:42:42,309 --> 00:42:44,019 It was announced, asshole. 704 00:42:46,105 --> 00:42:48,107 You don't deserve me. I should go. 705 00:42:51,068 --> 00:42:51,986 (Scoffing) 706 00:42:52,361 --> 00:42:54,655 OK, now I'm really leaving, you piece of shit. 707 00:42:54,822 --> 00:42:56,782 Have fun with. Jane. 708 00:42:57,491 --> 00:43:00,327 (Giggling) 709 00:43:06,959 --> 00:43:09,628 (Chatting, indistinct) 710 00:43:17,595 --> 00:43:21,181 (Announcer): And the nominees for Rookie of the Year are... 711 00:43:21,307 --> 00:43:23,934 Shane Hollander, the Montreal Metros, 712 00:43:24,059 --> 00:43:26,854 Vincent Lemaire, the Minnesota Nomads, 713 00:43:27,021 --> 00:43:30,357 and Ilya Rozanov, the Boston Raiders. 714 00:43:30,524 --> 00:43:32,693 And the Rookie of the Year is... 715 00:43:32,818 --> 00:43:35,779 (Crowd chanting): Rook! Rook! Rook! 716 00:43:36,864 --> 00:43:39,783 (Crowd cheering) 717 00:43:41,869 --> 00:43:44,330 (♪ Jazz on PA ♪) 718 00:43:50,044 --> 00:43:52,129 That better just be ginger ale, rook. 719 00:43:52,254 --> 00:43:54,937 It is, Mr. Hunter. I wouldn't indulge in front of you. 720 00:43:55,049 --> 00:43:57,801 -Congrats, man. -Thank you. 721 00:43:59,011 --> 00:44:00,638 Uh, what would you say if, uh, 722 00:44:00,763 --> 00:44:02,265 me and some of the other old fucks 723 00:44:02,348 --> 00:44:04,725 wanted to do some shots with the three rooks? 724 00:44:04,892 --> 00:44:05,810 Would you be into that? 725 00:44:05,893 --> 00:44:07,102 Fuck yes, I would. 726 00:44:07,227 --> 00:44:08,729 OK. Then where's your boy Rozanov? 727 00:44:08,812 --> 00:44:10,898 My what? 728 00:44:11,815 --> 00:44:13,400 No, I mean, not your boy. 729 00:44:13,567 --> 00:44:16,862 Just, like, it's always, uh, Hollander and Rozanov, right? 730 00:44:16,987 --> 00:44:17,905 I just thought... 731 00:44:18,072 --> 00:44:19,740 I don't know where he is. 732 00:44:19,865 --> 00:44:22,785 We're not, like, friends or anything. 733 00:44:22,910 --> 00:44:24,370 No worries, man. 734 00:44:24,495 --> 00:44:27,206 No worries. I'm sure someone else grabbed him. 735 00:44:30,542 --> 00:44:31,919 -OK! -Fuck yes! 736 00:44:32,044 --> 00:44:34,588 (♪ No Feedback by Dan Kanvis ♪) 737 00:44:34,713 --> 00:44:37,549 -Ah! -OK, one more! 738 00:44:37,675 --> 00:44:38,926 ♪ Two leaves in the air ♪ 739 00:44:39,093 --> 00:44:40,219 ♪ Clean air in a room ♪ 740 00:44:40,344 --> 00:44:42,346 ♪ That could go for 180 amount ♪ 741 00:44:42,471 --> 00:44:44,849 ♪ Sat still inside by myself with the lights turned off ♪ 742 00:44:44,932 --> 00:44:45,850 ♪ The blinds all turned ♪ 743 00:44:45,933 --> 00:44:47,184 ♪ No feedback ♪ 744 00:44:49,603 --> 00:44:51,105 ♪ No feedback ♪ 745 00:44:53,691 --> 00:44:55,025 ♪ No feedback ♪ 746 00:44:57,653 --> 00:44:59,113 ♪ No feedback ♪ 747 00:44:59,279 --> 00:45:02,116 (Sirens wailing in distance) 748 00:45:10,999 --> 00:45:13,419 I don't know if it's worth jumping over. 749 00:45:15,504 --> 00:45:17,339 Party all done? 750 00:45:18,298 --> 00:45:20,092 No, I just need some air. 751 00:45:22,302 --> 00:45:23,554 You are drunk. 752 00:45:23,679 --> 00:45:25,264 I'm not. 753 00:45:26,807 --> 00:45:27,975 Good for you. 754 00:45:28,142 --> 00:45:29,977 Big night for you. 755 00:45:30,102 --> 00:45:33,439 Yeah, well, it could have gone to either one of us. 756 00:45:34,523 --> 00:45:36,483 It went to you. 757 00:45:39,486 --> 00:45:41,113 So what? 758 00:45:41,238 --> 00:45:43,115 You're just up here sulking because, what, 759 00:45:43,198 --> 00:45:45,617 you couldn't take another victory lap around me? 760 00:45:45,743 --> 00:45:47,327 All you do is beat me. 761 00:45:47,453 --> 00:45:50,456 I win one fucking thing, and you can't even show your face. 762 00:45:50,581 --> 00:45:52,124 (Murmuring) 763 00:45:52,249 --> 00:45:54,960 -What was that? -Not everything is about you! 764 00:45:56,128 --> 00:45:57,421 So what is it then? 765 00:45:57,546 --> 00:45:59,131 What the fuck do you want? 766 00:45:59,256 --> 00:46:01,509 Nothing. I just wanted to see the view and get some air. 767 00:46:01,592 --> 00:46:03,511 And what? Here is fucking view, Hollander. 768 00:46:03,594 --> 00:46:06,013 Check it out. Fuck! 769 00:46:15,606 --> 00:46:17,524 I go home in three days. 770 00:46:19,234 --> 00:46:20,360 OK. 771 00:46:21,570 --> 00:46:22,988 That must be nice. 772 00:46:26,867 --> 00:46:28,494 (Sighing) 773 00:46:40,547 --> 00:46:43,217 And I guess I thought maybe we... 774 00:46:50,432 --> 00:46:51,642 Never mind. 775 00:46:51,767 --> 00:46:54,186 OK, I'm gonna... 776 00:47:00,108 --> 00:47:04,112 I guess I'll, uh, see you next season. 777 00:47:35,686 --> 00:47:37,062 What the fuck are you doing? 778 00:47:37,187 --> 00:47:39,398 We're both in tuxedos out in public. 779 00:47:39,523 --> 00:47:40,499 No one is looking. 780 00:47:40,607 --> 00:47:42,025 You don't know that. 781 00:47:55,706 --> 00:47:57,499 See you next season! 782 00:47:59,501 --> 00:48:00,878 Hollander. 783 00:48:02,087 --> 00:48:05,966 (Door opening, closing) 784 00:48:22,733 --> 00:48:24,318 Closed Captions: MELS